England

A word about Religion. England's main religion is that of football. The players are worshipped by Chav kind, who make up about half of the population. Should a match result go badly, then it is a sign that the Gods are displeased. To placate them, the fans often go on drunken rampages and try to beat up as many of the opposite teams fans as possible. The major living spiritual leader is Great High Wizard Beckham. Another well-loved leader is Jesus who played in goal for England's world cup victory of 1966. A very important part of football is money. Money can be used for bribery or buying up all the best players. *

Are you interested in what I really experienced in England? Then read my article(s) below about what happened and what did not happen in England.


* Joke found on Uncyclopedia.

 

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