Liechtenstein (pronounced Lick-shit-and-wine) is such a tiny country that it cannot be seen from space. As a matter of fact, it cannot be seen by anybody over 5' in height. As the country is so small, the name of the country needs to be long and difficult to learn to spell so that the country can be taken seriously. *

Are you interested in what I really experienced in Liechtenstein? Then read my article(s) below about what happened and what did not happen in Liechtenstein. If you can`t find an article, then I have not traveled through the country yet. Stay tuned!

* Joke found on Uncyclopedia.