Northern Ireland

Northern Ireland is a feudal paramilitary organisation. Elections for the Army Council are held once a year in secret. The main political groups are the Protestant party and the Catholic party. No further attempt will be made to explain the politics of Northern Ireland, as it is simply not possible to understand what the fuck it's all about unless you are on at least 3 forms of mind-expanding drug and have had a lobotomy. *

Are you interested in what I really experienced in Northern Ireland? Then read my article(s) below about what happened and what did not happen in Northern Ireland.

* Joke found on Uncyclopedia.



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