In Poland, elections are banned. Instead of this, every five years polish people enjoy so-called (in)famous pig race in biggest circus in Poland. Every president (and deputy) candidate sit on genetically engineered wild pigs from most distant and dark corners of Poland. They run in circles in circus tent, drinking hectolitres of wudzia, screaming obscenites at each other, throwing shit (often their own), run into walls and generally causing big mess, until tent falls. Winner is that candidate or deputy, whom still can move after that madness. *
Are you interested in what I really experienced in Poland? Then read my article(s) below about what happened and what did not happen in Poland. If you can`t find an article, then I have not traveled through the country yet. Stay tuned!
* Joke found on Uncyclopedia.