Vatican City

There were two beggers sitting next to each other on the street in Vatican city, one had a large cross around his neck, the other had the star of David. It was a lovely day, the sun was shining, there were thousands of people walking past the two beggers, but everyone was giving the man with the cross around his neck money, while the man with the star of david got nothing. One morning a high priest walked by the beggers and said to the begger with the star of david "My friend, you are in Vatican city, all these people that pass you by will give to the man with the cross, they will never give money to a man with a star of david, infact they will give to the man with the cross just to spite you... The begger with the star of david, turned to the begger with the cross and said "Hey, Moshe, this shmuck is trying to teach the Cohen Brothers about marketing" *

Are you interested in what I really experienced in Vatican City? Then read my article(s) below about what happened and what did not happen in Vatican City. If you can`t find an article, then I have not traveled through the country yet. Stay tuned!


* Joke found on Jokes4us.